Poets Corner

Climbing down chimneys,
You may get the flue
Oh Santa this job
Is no good for you

You should get updated
Automated, not antiquated
With telescopic robotic arm
I am sure you would come to no harm

You have already tried one?
I did not know about that,
It didn’t drop the present
Instead picked up the cat!
You must have felt quite groggy,
on the tiles with angry moggy.

Then you sensed you had a log
And it came back up
With a bull-terrier dog?
Perhaps if you programmed it right
You would not have such a hectic night.

© Copyright F H Bond 2003

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